Pickles by Brian Crane for March 15, 2016

What is Nelson’s age? Do kids that age really ask 437 questions daily?

Earl must of read that out of the National Enquire.

Yesterday Dennis the Menace celebrated his 65thBD. I wonder what his secret to internal life is?

Don’t you hate statistics?

Yes, 92% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Then put on the Internet and quoted by others.

I answer little kids’ questions with big words. They either learn more than they bargained for or they go away.

My grand daughter certainly askes at least that many if not more. What’s really irritating is she will ask, I will answer and then she reasks the same question but phrased differently multiple times. It’s her idea of entertainment. I will answer a second time but then my answer becomes “Asked and answered.” for all subsequent reasks.

When I was a kid, the standard answer in my house was " Go look in up in the Encyclopedia !"Now I suppose the response would be " Go Google it ! "

" Over and Out " that’s CB talk for " BYE "…

I just send the boys to my wife when they ask the tough questions…but I have to be willing to agree with whatever she tells them

Responding to a question by saying “Because” (thus failing to answer the question) is something I’ve seen before, usually from children if memory serves. But I’ve never understood where it comes from or exactly what it translates to. Anyone know the origin?

Kids and questions? Just ask Uncle Buck