Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 25, 2016

Sure, Mimi, just because it isn’t working doesn’t mean it isn’t the right thing to say. Sort of like the old baseball argument, has a good pitch ever been hit hard?

Gil’s going to take a shot at Kenzie? Shower scene alert! Katz – get the camera rolling!

Jesus Christ, we went straight to R rated. Kiddie porn alert!

Gil will say, “Kenzie must SMASH! Kenzie must ALWAYS smash!!”

Gil to Mimi in p. 2… “Mind if I grab your tots?”Don

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In all reality ,thats a whole lot of cookies or spuds Mimi is preparing , eh kdizzle ?

Mimi bakes cookies, Pedro bakes brownies. P3- Mimi looks like she’s had a few brownies.

In P1, I believe that next lower step is called Winning Milford. And what, is Menzie suddenly so useless they left her at New Thayer?

Gil and Mimi have certainly been having a lot of makeup foreplay lately since Dora went back to Hollywood.

Gil to Mimi in P3: Remember what we said to our kids after we made the deal to sell them to the Cambodian sweatshop so we could come up with the down payment for this house? Bye kids, and thanks for taking one for the team.l. Don’t call us we’ll call you.

It should be about Thursday of next week before Gil finally has his man to man talk with Menzie.

In the weight room. Or my office. Or the parking lot. Or behind the bleachers. Dang it, if we hadn’t sold the kids we could hire Kenzie to baby sit…

Then next step below “winning ugly” is “losing pretty.” Then comes “losing ugly.”

@lukebunkin – well played.

Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, it’s not say the right thing it’s do the right thing! Don’t you ever watch BET?

“I’ll have a conversation with Kenzie, and then I’ll tell you what happened.” This is what passes for foreplay in the Thorp household. It’s called the “Kenzie report”.

Love those bedroom eyes on Mimi

In all reality, P 3 do I hear " Double Shot of My Baby’s Love" by the Swinging Medalions playing .

Man, that game action for the New Thayer battle was awesome! What’s with Mimi and potatoes? Is that all she ever cooks? And speaking of cooking, let’s see what I cooked up for today’s Mopped Up Thorp.I almost went with the Kramer saying “that’s a lot of potatoes” scene from Seinfeld again, but didn’t. Seems like it wasn’t that long ago, but it was way back on July 17, 2014. Mimi was really cooking a lot of potatoes that day!

@MOP: it’s not the potatoes, it’s the skins. Pedro, he like Miss Mimi’s skins. Nice to see, nice to touch, and Mimi’s skins they taste nice, too.

Instead of Mary Worth this might be Rex Morgan, M.D. We’ve all been in the weight er wait room before getting a shot.

Well done.