Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 14, 2016

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Is Eric Estrada arresting the boss???

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    Jeff0811  over 8 years ago

    Why allude to one (two) of her greatest features, and then put her in a black dress? Maybe something like this would work:

    You’re welcome, all you Roger Rabbit fans out there.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    “How you doin’ Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser? "“You can’t talk that way to my girlfriend!”“Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler. You gotta lot of guts comin’ here, after what you pulled.”“What!!??

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    katzenbooks45  over 8 years ago

    Baleen whales have a license to krill.

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