Frank: Why do those riddles always start with "If a tree falls in the forest...."?
Because the most trees are in a forest……..?
That is a grim riddle if you are a tree.
Trees resist to fall anywhere.
You worry too mulch… ! ! !
Of course a falling tree makes a sound. Just put any recording device in the forest, it will capture the sound.
How about…If a tree walks into a bar…
The tree just pushes its Life Alert button!
What ? Me Worried ?No, it’s “a termite walks into a saloon and says, ‘Is your bar tender?’”
They have to branch out for new jokes.
I just finished watching The Two Towers. F & E look like Ents to me.
bumm404As a kayaker, I can personally testify, water can easily exceed 5 mph.
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WOODNFLINT over 8 years ago
Because the most trees are in a forest……..?
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
That is a grim riddle if you are a tree.
job.serra over 8 years ago
Trees resist to fall anywhere.
InTraining Premium Member over 8 years ago
You worry too mulch… ! ! !
locake over 8 years ago
Of course a falling tree makes a sound. Just put any recording device in the forest, it will capture the sound.
penny83522 over 8 years ago
How about…If a tree walks into a bar…
paranormal over 8 years ago
The tree just pushes its Life Alert button!
hippogriff over 8 years ago
What ? Me Worried ?No, it’s “a termite walks into a saloon and says, ‘Is your bar tender?’”
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
They have to branch out for new jokes.
CCMMJJ over 8 years ago
I just finished watching The Two Towers. F & E look like Ents to me.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
bumm404As a kayaker, I can personally testify, water can easily exceed 5 mph.