Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 20, 2016

That’s why they need Nipplex…

I bet someone really feels like a boob now.

They are going back & forth in a childish tit for tat competition.

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

I take Dammitol.

I love it where they tell you to tell your doctor you want a pill as if you went to medical school and not your doctor.

Remember when we used to brag about our bouts of intoxication? Now we complain about the chronic meds we’re on.

Can’t sell hard alcohol or cigs on the tube anymore, got to push something and build a market for it.

Colon cough?

That happens to me every 15 minutes or so.

Usually, in the way of medication, I’ll just eat another burrito.

That’s when the penguins begin to follow me.

The doctor said there is no cure for that.

Trouble is, my buttocks have always been the size of a Prius.

Too many burritos, I guess.

prophecy

I’m very close to dropping this strip. Not enough new content.

Hey, fatty! Nobody asked your opinion. Eat your giant sub sandwich and go back to sleep, while the seriously drug-addicted discuss the “meds” their legal pushers get them hooked on….

Nipples shooting sparks sounds like a FEATURE to me.

Colon Cough? Is that another name for flatulence?

But how does Opus afford all these meds?

Yep, that’s how the meds work.

Boy—imagine how long the TV side effects for all these meds would go on …

I want some Nipplox. The 4th of July is only months away.

Does the FDA know about this?

And they run to the shelf for their Mother’s Little Helper! And it helps them on their way to their busy dying day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciBwMpHI7kE