Meaning that you’re really, really lucky that I was perceptive enough to get it, because otherwise I would have picked up this barbell and dropped it on your spine.
Now that’s a former State Champion Coach move there, recognizing how close he was to sharing a cell with Jarrod from Subway. I sure hope Marty Moon doesn’t get word of this. That could make what’s left of his career.
In all reality, why is Kenzie lifting weights in the forrest ? I Gotta Be Me was used as a song last week so todays mention keeps it on the top of the charts for 2 weeks in a row. Anyother song have this honor ?
I think I’ve discovered one of the inspirations for this comic strip. It’s got self-acceptance (“I yam what I yam”), a physically powerful female character and a peacock (OK, a duck crossdressing as one). All that’s missing from the strip (so far) are offensive characterizations of Native Americans and Mahatma Gandhi, and spinach.
Is this ‘it’? The end? Does baseball start tomorrow? Will Jethrine or Max ever be seen again? For the answers to these and other Gil questions tune in to tomorrow……. same Gil time……… same Gil channel.
I think they missed a great opportunity by not having Kenzie tell Gil, “Um… OK, I guess?” and then show up this week in a blond wig looking like Mimi. She then goes into Gil’s office and asks, “Now am I supposed to come on to you, or to her?”
And then she got back together with Max, stopped beating people up, won the next basketball game single-handedly, and they all lived happily ever after. And speaking of getting back together, how about getting back together with Mopped Up Thorp? After all, you haven’t read it in 2 days!
P-1: I would while away the hours, conversing with the flowers, talking to the rain.I would be so merry, life would be a bowl of cherries…..P-2: Gil does his Steven Segal stare waiting for her to “try something” anything…P-3: While deflecting his inappropriate come on question, Kenzie, locked in Gil’s stair, continues to sit at the bench press chair with her legs akimbo. Peggy Lee begins to sing Heat Wave…
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Meaning that you’re really, really lucky that I was perceptive enough to get it, because otherwise I would have picked up this barbell and dropped it on your spine.
chiphilton over 8 years ago
Otherwise, she reports Gil to the principal and probably the police as well.
chiphilton over 8 years ago
This story would make great AOL clickbait:Coach makes bizarre request of female athlete …Wife is brought into conversation …What he wanted girl to do.
Pappaw57 over 8 years ago
Yes, yes it is
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
Now that’s a former State Champion Coach move there, recognizing how close he was to sharing a cell with Jarrod from Subway. I sure hope Marty Moon doesn’t get word of this. That could make what’s left of his career.
Lukebunkin over 8 years ago
Gils look in P.2 is saying, “Now Kenzie bark like a dog and get out of here!”
miffedmax over 8 years ago
Gil hides his disappointment really well.
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality, why is Kenzie lifting weights in the forrest ? I Gotta Be Me was used as a song last week so todays mention keeps it on the top of the charts for 2 weeks in a row. Anyother song have this honor ?
bearwku82 over 8 years ago
Kenzie reads Gil Pa like Tip Nunn read Big John Pasco. CLAP! CLAP!
Mopman over 8 years ago
“Because I have to be who I am.” Oh come on now, she would not answer that way. More likely it would be, “um, what?” Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.
gzitver over 8 years ago
I think I’ve discovered one of the inspirations for this comic strip. It’s got self-acceptance (“I yam what I yam”), a physically powerful female character and a peacock (OK, a duck crossdressing as one). All that’s missing from the strip (so far) are offensive characterizations of Native Americans and Mahatma Gandhi, and spinach.
tcar-1 over 8 years ago
Is this ‘it’? The end? Does baseball start tomorrow? Will Jethrine or Max ever be seen again? For the answers to these and other Gil questions tune in to tomorrow……. same Gil time……… same Gil channel.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think they missed a great opportunity by not having Kenzie tell Gil, “Um… OK, I guess?” and then show up this week in a blond wig looking like Mimi. She then goes into Gil’s office and asks, “Now am I supposed to come on to you, or to her?”
chiphilton over 8 years ago
How about Gil as Brutus, telling Kenzie, “How’s about a little kiss?”
sweetg1 over 8 years ago
Kudos to Gil for coming up with the quick response to her rejection.
Mopman over 8 years ago
And then she got back together with Max, stopped beating people up, won the next basketball game single-handedly, and they all lived happily ever after. And speaking of getting back together, how about getting back together with Mopped Up Thorp? After all, you haven’t read it in 2 days!
twainreader over 8 years ago
P-1: I would while away the hours, conversing with the flowers, talking to the rain.I would be so merry, life would be a bowl of cherries…..P-2: Gil does his Steven Segal stare waiting for her to “try something” anything…P-3: While deflecting his inappropriate come on question, Kenzie, locked in Gil’s stair, continues to sit at the bench press chair with her legs akimbo. Peggy Lee begins to sing Heat Wave…