Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 24, 2016
Transcript:
Norman: We're home! I think I've figured out why Wally is always so happy to see us... It's because one yer to us is like seven years to a dog! That means if we're gone for one hour... to Wally, it's like we've been gone for... Seven hours! Ralph: Thank goodness for calculators!
dadoctah over 8 years ago
That would be a brilliant theory if you could only convince me that Wally is also able to multiply by seven.
WDemBlk Premium Member over 8 years ago
When I worked for a chain drug store, I would be upset when the manager checking us out at the end of the shift had to go to the calculator for 2 $1.00 coupons!!
pschearer Premium Member over 8 years ago
I saw a store clerk use a calculator to decide on 10% of a price.
kevin87031 over 8 years ago
As a college math instructor, I can tell you that most of today’s college aged adults cannot do simple arithmetic without a calculator. For example, one divided by three is clearly one-third, but many tell me it’s 0.33.
gaslightguy over 8 years ago
Pathetic, but so true. What a shame. No battery. No answer.
californicated1 over 8 years ago
Calculators are so 1970s these days.There’s probably a calculating app on your smart phone or your computer that replaced that.
Wiley Woolies over 8 years ago
And we wonder what is wrong with the country….start here…
OldestandWisest over 8 years ago
At least 50 years ago, Isaac Asimov wrote a great story called “The Feeling of Power” about a future in which all calculations had been done by computers so long that when someone rediscovered how to do simple calculations by hand, he was regarded as a genius!
sbwertz over 8 years ago
Math was always my worse subject….mainly, I think, because I found it boring. But I can still do pretty complex arithmetic calculations in my head.
Frankie5466 over 5 years ago
Seriously. It’s always been a thing for young high school age kids to work as cashiers at stores and restaurants but now you would be surprised if they could do basic math to make change etc. Have they stopped teaching math at school?!