Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2016

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Rip Haywire: Thank goodness for smugglers! This tunnel we found has led us out of the fire's range! You'll be safe here, Son. Man: Did you just use the line Superman said to Jimmy after he saved him from the Dam? Rip Haywire: You know I did. Man: Awesome. Rip Haywire: But I don't feel like superman.. this Highwayman plays for keeps... maybe I should listen to Cobra and walk away. Not a chance. Highwayman: Hey Earl. Watch me light a cig from the sheriff. Killin inferno. Breezy: Cobra, whats up/ Need advice on how to hide the gray in you rhair? Cobra Carson: No time for frenemy fun, frecklehead! RIP NEEDS OUR HELP! Man: Highwayman! The big chinned Sheriff is still alive! He must be fireproof, like my pajamas! Highwayman: What? Nonsense! Ok, I may have underestimated the new Sheriff! Rip's life is about to change when his Dad, in a sudden fit of responsibility, assigns Rip his toughest mission yet: a historically all-girls summer camp. Will Rip learn how to get along with his feminine camp mates, most of whom have never even seen a flame thrower, let alone used one to fend off a pack of rabid hyenas? Can Rip solve the mysteries that surround the camp and one intriguing in particular? Readers will follow Rip's misadventures in his whimsically illustrated journal, helping him to solve puzzels and beat the bad guys, as he learns that friendship can be more valuable than ancient treasure, and more powerful than a well-placed land mine.