Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 06, 2016
April 05, 2016
April 07, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Asking my father for my hand in marriage is important to me, Rip. My heart is yours, Haywire, but I'll always be Daddy's little girl. Rip Haywire: How 'bout instead I take you to dinner, then for dessert, then I jump off the empire state building? Breezy: No, asking Daddy is enough.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
Yes, talking to that guy again would be horrible.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ask her daddy, then marry her anyway.
imbaldeagle over 8 years ago
Ol’ Rip – always lookin’ for the easy way out.
cdward over 8 years ago
We simply told my father-in-law that we were getting married. But then, he had left the family when my wife was five, so….
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
She’s yours no matter what Rip. See those little hearts floating around her?
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Rip: Oh, come on! It was easier to do this in the other universe!
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Áha. Setting priorities. Always a bad sigh.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Gee, auto correct. Thanks SO much! “Bad sign.”
Bob. over 8 years ago
My wife informed her father we were getting married. His response “The hell you are”.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
This may be Rip’s most hazardous mission yet.
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Harry Truman once told the story about how, when his daughter Margaret had a child, he (Harry) would teach the child to talk. Margaret supposedly responded, “The Hell you will!” :-)
Kali39 over 8 years ago
If Uncle Spur is anything like he was in the old universe, he’ll probably extort a favor before this goes any further. Say, beat up the bad guys in the next county or something. Then, he’ll think of something else for Rip to do…