FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 01, 2016

It’s not called “Show-off and Brag”, Jason.

A 100%? Jason, your grades are slipping!

After the incident I was banned from “Show and Tell”Geez, what’s the good of getting a new trench coat….

And, in retaliation, Marcus has found the one novel on which Harlan Coben’s name was misspelled.

Sign up for show and tell? When I was a kid it was mandatory!

Because he’s perpetually ten years old, just as Paige will always be 14 and Peter will always be 16. Bill Amend doesn’t let his characters age in real time.

My mother once sat next to Pulitzer Prize-winning author, Studs Terkel on a flight. She said it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

Do fourth- or fifth-graders have show-and-tell?

If I ever got a perfect grade on a math test, you bet I’d show it! A much rarer artifact than the rarest of fossils.

That’s last week’s math test, Jason (I personally think that Amend ran out of IDEAS!)

HE HAD 1002 GRADE ON THAT PAPARUS

I miss show and tell…