Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 08, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Which playing piece do you want? Marigold: The unicorn, please. Phoebe: There is no unicorn. Marigold: Gasp! Phoebe: There's a car, a hat, a dog... Marigold: Oh! The hat! For you see, it is a giant hat, with a unicorn hiding under it. Phoebe: I did wonder why it was as big as a car.
overtherainbow over 8 years ago
Lord Splendid Humility could be hiding under the hat, so well done Marigold.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Since there are various themes of Monopoly, imagine a unicorn-themed one where even the playable pieces are unicorns and you cannot remember which piece belongs to which player.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
That just raises questions about the size of the dog and all those other things.
josh_bisbee over 8 years ago
How about a Universal Press Syndicate version? We’d have Calvin, Garfield, a BC caveman, Jason from Foxtrot, Ziggy, a Wizard of ID character, Snoopy, and one other.
otherunicorn over 8 years ago
My Little Pony Monopoly DOES have unicorn pieces.
PJA over 8 years ago
Monopoly, ladies? Really? Phoebe, what would your father say? Can’t you find a copy of Carcassonne or Splendor, or bring in mom and dad and play a rousing game of Catan?
Call me a game snob if you like, but this is just going to end in boredom, anger, or both.
PMark over 8 years ago
Excellent choice! I always like to play the hat, myself. :)
A R V reader over 8 years ago
Do you think Marigold would be jealous if she knew that the latest game piece is a cat?
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
My education was evidently sorely lacking on certain points…
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
And…unicorns HIDE? Well, not one, at least.
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Also, what happens if a Phoebe wants to play Pooh Sticks?
Yngvar Følling over 8 years ago
On my fifth read of this strip, “There is no unicorn” suddenly sounded like “There is no spoon.”
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Me too Phoebe.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
I’ll never look at that hat the same way again.
fuzzybritches over 8 years ago
sort of like a box with a sheep in it . . .
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just avoid Ted Forth when playing this game.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Unicorns have their own logic.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Is that a legend, or did Marigold made that up to feel good about not being unicorns as pieces?
tazz555 over 8 years ago
I don’t believe it (looks under the hat)….Ok I believe it
DanglingModifier over 8 years ago
The only joy in Monopoly is choosing the pieces =p
The only joy in Monopoly variants is having different pieces…
maitlandvt about 1 month ago
Where’s the phahuni/hasbro monopoly deal already? seems like that should have been an obvy 2018 target item…
it’s not too late is it? I’ll burn down nickolodean if i have to!