A spit-take is a comic technique in which someone spits a beverage out of his or her mouth when he or she reacts to a statement. In this context, the word “take” is used in the sense of taking in information. It is similar in construction to the phrase “double-take.”
I have to admit, of all the dogs in Ballard, my favorite is Scooter, although Rusty Boy comes a close second for pure orneriness.
We don’t consider Fenton, our illustrious bartender at the TikI, in the same category. He is far superior to those vagabonds and bounders roaming Ballard Street. Besides, Fenton doesn’t consider himself a dog. He thinks of himself as a Canus Superioris !
He certainly is worth more than the meagre kit and kibble that he is currently being paid. I think we need to speak to Susan who will sweet talk to Munky about giving our favorite bartender a well deserved raise.
Of course, if certain people were to tip better, ( Yes, you all know who we’re talking about ), perhaps Fenton would be able to afford that little cottage on Ballard Lake that he’s been wanting for so long.
Living in the land of llamas ( actually, that really is Peru ) I can tell you from personal experience ( most of which came from I guy I knew in Sedona, Ariz. that used them for backpacking/hiking tours ) compared to camels, llamas are lovers.Yes the can be stubborn. Yes, they, like camels spit, but they possess a much more pleasant nature than their dromedary cousins.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Be grateful that it is water.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 8 years ago
Woah, good shot Scooter! I mean bad dog. bad dog.
Farside99 about 8 years ago
Don’t want to go home and change… How’s he going to explain this to the guys at work?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
Scooter carries a lot of water….
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
Once he runs dry however……..
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
At least until Scooter runs dry…………see above. It takes a while tho………
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Scooter’s not a dog who is easily forgotten…and he won’t let you forget him even if you could.
He has a knack for getting his own way….
And obviously, a strong affinity for water…or is that just an affinity for getting people wet?
One way or another…he always makes sure he leaves his mark.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Bev….
Dali Llama…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
@bobarion and @beviek
I was going to speculate that Scooter was part camel.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
A spit-take is a comic technique in which someone spits a beverage out of his or her mouth when he or she reacts to a statement. In this context, the word “take” is used in the sense of taking in information. It is similar in construction to the phrase “double-take.”
Linguist about 8 years ago
I have to admit, of all the dogs in Ballard, my favorite is Scooter, although Rusty Boy comes a close second for pure orneriness.
We don’t consider Fenton, our illustrious bartender at the TikI, in the same category. He is far superior to those vagabonds and bounders roaming Ballard Street. Besides, Fenton doesn’t consider himself a dog. He thinks of himself as a Canus Superioris !
He certainly is worth more than the meagre kit and kibble that he is currently being paid. I think we need to speak to Susan who will sweet talk to Munky about giving our favorite bartender a well deserved raise.
Of course, if certain people were to tip better, ( Yes, you all know who we’re talking about ), perhaps Fenton would be able to afford that little cottage on Ballard Lake that he’s been wanting for so long.
Just sayin’….
Linguist about 8 years ago
Here’s Fenton’s current home, built over Ballard Creek
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
Myron begins to wonder if Scooter is harboring some resentment over the recent switch to generic dog food…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
BevRe: wrestling: Over act much?
Linguist about 8 years ago
@SusanSunshine
Living in the land of llamas ( actually, that really is Peru ) I can tell you from personal experience ( most of which came from I guy I knew in Sedona, Ariz. that used them for backpacking/hiking tours ) compared to camels, llamas are lovers.Yes the can be stubborn. Yes, they, like camels spit, but they possess a much more pleasant nature than their dromedary cousins.
And they smell better !
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 8 years ago
aHAAAA!!!!paruntly teh persun thet inturd Fentuns rays inpoot a “-23%” insteduva “+23%”…..nowunder he bin grumpy….
FrostbiteFalls about 1 year ago
What breed? A (groan) Spitz, of course.