Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 08, 2016

What? I’m here first and I can’t think of anything!!!!

Of course in a few minutes I’ll check back and find out I’m fifth in line.

Jeffrey has a nice ball collection. If he were a dog no one would question his passion.

BevYou poor dear, was it a long day? Yes we got it. Now just go to beddie bye, you need the rest.

They won’t bounce! Only Jeffrey’s bounce!\

Ever notice how the men’s hobbies take up all the available floor space. We wives are a long suffering bunch, we are!

Marilyn doesn’t allow Carl to have his hobby anymore, She got stuck on too many cactus spines. Her legs looked like she had measles.. They asked her to leave water aerobics.

Man…. I guess I’m not the only one who’s not on the ball tonight!

That’s why we need guys like Jeffrey…Right where the rubber hits the road….they make the whole world go round.

Oh well…. my head is full of air right now, but maybe I’ll bounce back later…

Bev…. is she a cheerleader for the Dolphins?

@ Beviek re: Natalie Wood. I remember the day she died, and all the hoopla surrounding it. If I ever had a ‘girl crush’ it would be her. Tragic!

O.K. ! O.K. ! I’ll say it !Jeffrey’s got a lot of balls !

There, now that’s better… I just am surprised that Dogsniff didn’t throw that one out first. I guess he was afraid of being bounced. I knew this kind of thing is right in his sphere of circular cerebration.

I’m sure he’ll be a round to toss one back in my net.

Jeffrey’s prized possession – his award for having the most balls of any of the members of the Ballard Ball & Badminton Birdie Collectors Club

Just roll with it.

Everything that came to my mind would be unprintable here.

When people tell Jeffrey to “have a ball”, he tends to take them literally.

Oh, the jokes I expected to see today! [and I did :-) ]

@beviek said monsoon or so ago" I want to be a pirate "

There’s only one, true Ballard Buccaneer, here, me bucko ! But don’t feel bad. I’ll make you an honorary member of my crew. You don’t even have to sail with us on my galleon, the Irish Rover®, as I know how you get when on the high seas ( and low lakes )).

I even have an outfit or two you can choose from:

Too skimpy ? How about this ?

Still too revealing ? How about this, then ?

I think Ethel is about to keep Jeffery’s balls for her own amusement.

Bev, you should post the crab with pom-poms on C&C today, they are doing cheerleading.