The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2010

She’ll make a fortune!

One of the best cons of all time. Small outlay for snow globe; big markup on shovels. I see lots of profits in her future.

“These are not the droids you are looking for…..”

That snow future at all.

Wake up fellow, it’s one of those snow globes that you shake.

She has a good beard and mustache…..

You wanna get your fortune, so you go to Mysternia Instead you buy a shovel, & you’re gonna get a hernia.

Forget the snow shovel, he needs a manure shovel.

Ask not for whom the ball tells, it tells for you.

That will shake up sales.

Definition of a snow job.

He/she sure knows how to shovel it.

definitely a global issue…

Personal Selling and Fortune Telling: Two activities that work best on the weak-minded.

(At least it rhymes.)

She’s been shaking down a few flakes.

Excellent, Coyote!