Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 28, 2016

If you call that “cooking”; it’s more like seeing how many leftovers and fridge scraps you can balance between a couple of slices of bread….

Starting with tee and toast…

So, would that be called “blupper,” then? “Brunper?”

“But it’s 5 am!”

Just don’t eat them all at once. Just eat them as mentioned:-Breakfast (5:00 AM)-Lunch (1:00 or 1:30 PM)-Supper (6:00 or 6:30 PM)

So, is that toast, bacon, and an egg for breakfast, a burger for lunch, and just salad for dinner?

I agree with Broomie. Never argue with the cook, unless you want the job yourself.

Dagwood Bumsted and Jughead Jones would consider these light snacks.

Never insult the cook, you wind up eating what she serves you