dad: twelve cases of bleach. check!! propane. check! spam. check! powdered mil. check!
mom: ?
dad: when the chicago cubs win the world series this season and trigger the apocalypse, we'll be ready!!
They were supposed to win last year, against Miami, and it wasn’t supposed to trigger the apocalypse. And I’m still waiting on my size-adjusting jacket.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I would like to see the Seattle Mariners win a (not “the”) World Series. Better stock up one way or another.
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
Go Cubs!!! Go all teams except the Yankees!
xeacons over 8 years ago
They were supposed to win last year, against Miami, and it wasn’t supposed to trigger the apocalypse. And I’m still waiting on my size-adjusting jacket.
griffgirl82 over 8 years ago
I’m from Kansas City, so I was pleased with last years World Series. :-)
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Danger! Danger!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
This one makes me think of a related joke.
Sorry, Cubs.
Nancy Murphy over 8 years ago
The Apocalypse?