Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for April 14, 2016

  1. I am the captain
    Steven Wright  over 8 years ago

    I suppose that the rich have an entirely different set of problems than the rest of us mere mortals.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    He said “cash only”, not “cash, diamonds, and numbered accounts”…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 8 years ago

    As long as we have the fifty, that merely doubles the required amount.

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  4. I go pogo
    I Go Pogo   over 8 years ago

    This is why they abolished bills in denominations over $100 a number of years ago. Yet somehow crime and money laundering is alive and well.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

    Mark Twain

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