Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 11, 2016

Watch out Tobor wants his pet back.

Oh Bev…Revor the Tin Dog could never replace Scooter!

I know they look similar but these aren’t Scooter’s owners…Les and Marion are allergic to furry dogs…so the choice was between Revor and a Mexican Hairless.Now you tell ME which is cuter!

Granddoggie has enough gas already, thank you.

Their dog needs a drip pan.

Skippy , unlike Rusty Boy and Spot, is low maintenance and requires no gas for his daily perambulations. And he doesn’t squeak !

Nice to see old K-9 again!

Does he have a heart?

Is Spot Gas or Diesel??(Same term is used to put fuel in vehicles)Lady asked me a question while at the Texas Motor Speedway all last week.I was at the gas pump and she was wandering about the her car with the fuel hose……she asked me “Where does the fuel go in?” I took a closer look at her Tesla all electric car and was not so sure how to answer her without making her out to be really dumb.Fortunately Mr. Nascar showed up with his red neck Dale #3 cap, buck teeth, smelling of years old alcohol beverage indulging, gave her the answer in a round about way.“HEY CLETUS….lookie here. Dis is one of dem new fangled ELECTRICAL cars what don’t use gas o lean.”She hung up the hose and left quietly, real quietly.Just another day in the Highway Patrol.

Lukes lak ol’ RustyBoy sprung a leek!!!!Izzat konsiderd a hazerdus spiLL????Bettr call teh Ballerd Merjensey Response Teem….bEV!!!!

K-9 from Doctor Who (during the Tom Baker years).

Bev, uh, no, it isn’t.