Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 15, 2016

Andy’s glass looks larger than usual?

Our actors aplomb seems to be easily dented………….

(Andy’s comment)………. just consider the source………

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TITANIC MYTHS AND TRUTHS…

>Titanic didn’t sink; it was actually the Olympic, as part of an insurance scam- FALSE, the entire building and refitting of the 2 ships were extensively photographed, including the hull numbers, which proved that the ships were never switched; furthermore, the names of the ships were done by painting raised letters, which would have made switching the names extremely difficult!>The Titanic was trying to establish a new record for crossing the Atlantic- False, the White Star liners were built for luxury not speed; on the other hand, there is much evidence that Captain Smith intended to beat the time of her sister ship, the Olympic’s maiden voyage.>The third ship (Britanic) was originally slated to be named “Gigantic”- TRUE, the name was changed after the Titanic disaster!

“I’ll have you know, Mr. Capp, I have even won a starring role at Universal Studios; Californ-yer, USA!!”“Yeah, I know. You were the starring janitor!! But, seriously. We’d love to see your Hollywood Award: Janitor of the Year!!! Ha-ha!”“Golly, Jack! How come no one ever sticks around to pay attention to me anymore?”

@Number Six<P“He’s not lying. They sell some smashin’ sausage roles in the Palladium cafeteria!”

Much better !Even I on a bad morning could’ve written better lines than that.

BTW >>> There are no small actors, just small parts ! (;

One Step Beyond https://youtu.be/Glccb8eFNW0 at the end of the show he tells of “coincidences” in a book written 14 yrs before about a ship called Titan. … very strange indeed.

This was in the paper. My Mum reads Andy Capp too.xxx

He is doing more than you Andy.

Flo would find a contradiction.