Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 10, 2016

NASCAR GPS: “In 500 feet, turn left”.

Shampoo GPS: Lather, rinse, repeat.

Over the river, and through the wood,To Grandfather’s house we go;the horse knows the way to carry the sleighthrough the white and drifted snow.Over the river, and through the wood,to Grandfather’s house away!We would not stop for doll or top,for ’tis Thanksgiving Day.

Reindeer GPS: in 500 feet run over grandma.

@nosirrom – Funny! “And the dogs do bark and children hark as we go jingling by.”

“and put on a sweater already!”

isn’t there a big bad wolf in there somewhere? i keep hearing “Over the teeth, over the tongue, look out stomach, here it comes”