B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 20, 2010

You weren’t thinking there, now were you?!

Good Morning, Gweedo, MontanaLady, LuvH8, Grog, Ladywolf, Tanya & Everyone.

Prehistoric Discrimination!!!

Aaaah! Poor Snake

Good Morning Lonewolf, MontanaLady, Little Sister, Grog, WoodEye, Sir Lew, Tanya & Everyone

Blatant discrimination if you ask me!

The snake was out on a limb.

That wouldn’t satisfy the hunger of any of ‘em.

Come here, poor lavender guy, I give you something without demand the impossible :-D

It’s a good thing that wasn’t the fat broad. She would have given you a club sandwich!

Good Morning, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf,♠ LuvH8, Tanya & everyone else!

The snake will give cute chick something and they’ll all be damned.

Yea, verily, Lewreader.

Go bite the hand that doesn’t feed you, snake.

Good morning, everyone!

Thing is, none of them have hands. The mammals have paws and the dinosaur has… um… talons?

Good Morning Tanya, Ladywolf, Montana Lady, Lonewolf, and All

The question is “What’s the Treat?” After the snake leaves you have a carnivore, a herbivore, & and an omnivore left. It will only appeal to two of the three.

Once again, the snake is handicapped.

pamloricat, which are you referring to as which? Anteaters are insectivores. Canids are primarily carnivorous (they’re classed as such, zoologically) but when given a chance will eat pretty much anything (including vegetarian doggie treats). Gronk is probably an herbivore, but I don’t recall that ever being made explicit.

Of course, if it’s a corn- and bone-meal treat that has been infested with weevils, maybe the three could split it…

UNFAIR ~!! I CRY UNFAIR ~!!

I was thinking the fellow holding out his hand would be dinner.

fritzoid I hate to say this but you sound a little like JAD…..

I have my pedantic streak, no question…

(I generally do it with a smile on my face, although I don’t know whether that’s always apparent.)

fritzoid, I pretty much always see your smile.

“Another snake looking for a hand-out! I have had it with these cussing snakes on these cussing plains! ”

Yes, Nab, in fact “how the Hebrew says what it says” implies that the Eternal held Satan and Adam primarily responsible, in that order. Eve got off relatively easy by comparison, because she was deceived (Adam knew better).

My Parody Motivational Poster is meant to be ironic. And all Lewreader was talking about was the proximate cause of the problem. I agreed.

It’s a little late to talk about whether someone could’ve closed the barn door when the horses are already gone. :)