Cleats by Bill Hinds for September 12, 2010

I have a hat like that.

Don’t tell anyonebut those grassy knoll/alliens/Elvis/bunker 51 conspiracy geniuses are right. Shee, the governments listening through the toaster.

Thanks, Bill. That got a giggle. Nothing like a good pun.

I’ll be your foil, Edith. In mine ignorance Your skill shall like a star i’th’ darkest night Stick fiery off indeed.

“You mock me, sir!”

“Don’t blame me, blame the medium. I’m a comic foil…”

“And that’s a wrap, Reynolds.”

a pun worthy of Frank & Ernest.

and since i couldn’t resist (and i tried, i really tried)… Curses, foiled again!

And the Gov loses one more.