Both guns were confiscated by an alert neighbor, and sent to a disposal center. Counselors were brought in for the whole neighborhood, and school finally resumed the next Monday with special sensitivity classes. As an extra precaution, hats, scarves, and western shirts were banned by the school. A grant by an educational foundation bought dolls for all the elementary boys, and doctor kits for the girls.
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Well, if you had burped he wouldn’t have gotten you. Never heard of a hiccup gun, but have heard of a burp gun
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
And Calvin once puzzled Hobbes with “zap” (Calvin’s cattle prod).
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Even his hiccups don’t let him win.
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
Ah, the days when you could play with cap guns before political correctness had to control your childhood.
The Old Wolf over 8 years ago
All Lucy could get was “BRGZAPF!”
Max Starman Jones over 8 years ago
Both guns were confiscated by an alert neighbor, and sent to a disposal center. Counselors were brought in for the whole neighborhood, and school finally resumed the next Monday with special sensitivity classes. As an extra precaution, hats, scarves, and western shirts were banned by the school. A grant by an educational foundation bought dolls for all the elementary boys, and doctor kits for the girls.