Man: Andrei, you won't believe it, we just got our first four tsar review!
Man 2: Horrible
Man 3: I wouldn't feed this to Trotsky.
Man 4: Flavorless
Man 5: Not fit for a Bolshevik
And off the cook goes to Siberia!…I’ve always wondered…If a Siberian commits a crime against the state, what do they do? Send him home? Maybe take away his shoes?
A Soviet soldier is given 15 years in a Siberian work camp for running down the street shouting “STALIN IS A PARANOID IDIOT!” 1 year for insulting Stalin, and 14 years for revealing a State secret.
All of the Russian solders who conquered Berlin and half of Germany were sent to prison camps as their reward….They never saw there families again, for the rest of their lives…Stalin felt they had been tainted by meeting Westerners and would know that Americans aren’t evil as they had been told…He was affraid that they would tell others, So they had to go…They won the war and then they went to prison for the rest of their lives…Thanks a lot, Joe…
Linux0s over 8 years ago
It’s no yelp.
Varnes over 8 years ago
And off the cook goes to Siberia!…I’ve always wondered…If a Siberian commits a crime against the state, what do they do? Send him home? Maybe take away his shoes?
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
Well ,the Russian judges are always tough !
P51Strega over 8 years ago
Ivan urge to purge.
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
“This food is revolting!” “No, no. It’s the peasants that are revolting!”
toahero over 8 years ago
A Soviet soldier is given 15 years in a Siberian work camp for running down the street shouting “STALIN IS A PARANOID IDIOT!” 1 year for insulting Stalin, and 14 years for revealing a State secret.
ottod Premium Member over 8 years ago
Beef Goingov.
Varnes over 8 years ago
All of the Russian solders who conquered Berlin and half of Germany were sent to prison camps as their reward….They never saw there families again, for the rest of their lives…Stalin felt they had been tainted by meeting Westerners and would know that Americans aren’t evil as they had been told…He was affraid that they would tell others, So they had to go…They won the war and then they went to prison for the rest of their lives…Thanks a lot, Joe…