Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 21, 2016
April 20, 2016
April 22, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: I know you didn't assign any homework. But I did some anyway. My unicorn assigned it. Can I hand it in? Teacher: Uh... Phoebe: It's mostly a list of adjectives that describe unicorns, and an essay on the influence of goblin culture. I hope it won't count against my grade that I got a lot of help with it. Teacher: I wouldn't lose any sleep.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
Ah, octopi. Spiders of the sea.
luducks over 8 years ago
Remember, READ is only a B away from BREAD!
R.U. Kidding over 8 years ago
FWIW, octopuses are very intelligent. They’ve been observed using tools in the wild — and did you see the recent story about the one that escaped from the aquarium in New Zealand?
944tim over 8 years ago
so, do teachers get this kind of thing covered in teachers college?
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
I think a work like that would only be accepted at Unicorniversity. Ask Marigold where it is. That… or she could pass it up as a short story.
Empress of Dragons over 4 years ago
Good job Phobe
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 7 months ago
As soon as she walks out the door, that’s going straight into the trash! :P