FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 16, 2016

You’re not sorta smart.

My father wore a wool suit on his October 1975 wedding day in Arizona. I can hardly wait to know what the weather will be like for me to wear just a suit on my brother’s wedding this weekend in Utah.

Yeah, I wore a wool suit to my nephew’s wedding last June in Gilbert Arizona. In the blazing heat while the photographers futz around setting up shots.

Wait until he takes it off. He he he! All pink and glittery and I ain’t talking about the sweatshirt!

“You’re sorta not smart.”

I remember waiting with a lot of other people outside a church for a bride and groom on a very hot, humid day. The rice they had given us to throw at them as they left had melted/congealed into balls. I beaned the groom a good one with my rice-ball…

Not so much insecure as using magical thinking. “If I wear my lucky shirt I won’t have to study.”

So Peter really doesn’t mind smelling like a strawberry?

@3FightingFishHow hard does Peter have to study for his future career pumping gas?By applying himself Peter can have more opportunities, such as processing customers’ credit cards behind the bulletproof glass!