Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 25, 2016

And a real coach would make him run laps.

Speaking of suspensions, how’s your old man?

This is probably the most lines Kaz has had in two years.

You know you’re in trouble when Kaz Elvis whips off the shades.

Master Bader to Kaz in P3, “Who is this Gil you speak of?”

Well Kaz, nice to see you in a starring role for a change. Guess we’ll see you again in November when football practice starts.

For EllisBurkes from yesterday. Running the bases in reverse wasn’t so bad. After all it was his 100th home run. I think it was the part where he had to be committed to a mental institution for awhile that might have had something to do with it though. But hey, crazy or not, he was still a helluva center fielder.

I forgot Malibu Kaz had BOTH ears pierced! Hopefully he is wearing his jordache jeans purchased at the clearence bin at the Try-N-Save in Central City….Disco Stu

In all reality , P3 Barry "Don’t Call Me Master " Badder puckers up and says to Kaz ," Now kees me you fool !

Marjie Ducey in the stands taking notes like a cub reporter. Moonpie at Milford Downs enjoying the Daily Double, Popov and Kentucky Gentleman. True doing bullpen work, observing the scrimmage….longing for another Hawaii road trip.

Suspend him for arguing a call? Wow, they run a very strict and tight ship. At least on the one or two days a season they show up. And speaking of showing up, today’s Mopped Up Thorp will show up on your screen if you simply click on the link.

Been having issues with Go Comics functionality.As I tried to point out before. “A” Dependence runs in families. Here’s the first symptom. Alliteration time: We’ll soon see a Bader bender break Bearwku’s brilliant Bon Mots or…

Considering that Kaz is still wearing those novelty glasses with the eyeballs painted on, Barry has every right to dispute the call.

Didn’t Barry used to have freckles? Or acne? Or something.

Tomorrow, Barry signals that he wants the play reviewed, and officials in New York overturn Kaz’s call.

He Bader be careful

You Bader watch outYou Bader not cryBader not poutI’m telling you whyCentral City’s coming to town

Gil’s making a listAnd checking it twice;He’s gonna find outWho’s using his icePedro is coming around

He sees you when you’re showeringHe knows you’re a height and weightHe knows if you’ve been bad or goodSo don’t meet him by the lake!

You Bader watch out!You Bader not cryYou Bader not drink dad’sBourbon or RyeMarty Moon is coming around. He woke up!

@Ellisburkes: as Pogo once said “I am humbly proud.”

@MUT: re-read P-1 in relation to your innuendos.

Considering his size, shouldn’t M. Bader be playing “Short” Stop?