Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 25, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The Man has been groomed. NEWS Headline: WASN'T FUZZY, WAS HE? TAIL CUT. HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW Elvis: Who did this to you? Puck: Lupin, the grooming habits of People vary greatly. Puck: For instance, the Woman has never grown her whiskers out. NEWS Headline: HOW DOES SHE KNOW HOW WIDE DOORS ARE? Elvis: I can fix this. (LICK LICK LICK) Man: ... WHAT IS HAPPENING ... Puck: Researchers have long suspected that the shorter hair is, the more difficulty People have with balance. NEWS Headline: TODDLER KNOCKS EVERYTHING OVER. BABY CAN'T EVEN WALK Elvis: Almost... ...Got it....There! NEWS Headline: MUCH BETTER. OH WOW. PERFE-
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 8 years ago
A cattop.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
I believe the Man grows out his pony tail and donates it to Locks of Love.
She Mc over 8 years ago
I suppose it depends on who is looking, I thought he looked pretty good with his new hairstyle!!!
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Georgia having Hugh Jackman fantasies?
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
Snopes has a good discussion of the rumors. Anytime I hear a rumor, I check Snopes for the facts. http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/locksoflove.asp
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
There’s an even funnier version of this from 2014 in Past Reports (over on the BCN website) under Local News titled The Man Lost His Tail. The cats go into a panic that they’ll lose their own tails but Puck offers to share his with the man!
Space_cat over 8 years ago
Now the man looks ready to join the Flock of Seagull cover band..
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sigh. Good job, Elvis. You’ve taken a perfectly nice-looking human being and made him look like he’s heading for the (shudder) Red Carpet, where the question everyone is asking is “What the HECK is THAT??!”
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
One of our dogs is a….uh….potty-mouth, if you get my drift. He gets to lick NOBODY. NEVER. EVER!!!
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
“I’m Batman”?
SallyLin over 8 years ago
Elvis, dahling, you’re an arrteest!
poppet bear over 8 years ago
When I was young we had a calico cat called Missy who would sit on the back of the sofa and rearrange people’s hair. Not quite an artist as Elvis though :-)
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
I like the complaint that the woman has never let her whiskers grow! And therefore, how can she possibly tell how wide a doorway is?
AsrielTriforce over 4 years ago
anybody else thinks that the man in the last panel looks like ink bendy?
kittysafe almost 2 years ago
They turned him into X-Men’s Wolverine!