Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 29, 2016

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Chekov: [to a policeman] Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the naval base in Alameda? It’s where they keep the nuclear wessels.

[He pauses, looks at Uhura, and tries again]

Chekov: Nuclear wessels

In that case, I’d stay away from Pearls Before Swine. Bad puns is just about all they do these days.

Bela inviting Renfield to his castle.

quacks me up

“Mr. Pastis? There a call for you from a Mr. Bob The Duck on Line 1.”

“Tell him we already have a (psychotic) duck on our payroll – we can’t afford a redundacy.”

(one minute later…)

“Excuse me again, Mr. Pastis, but I now have a call from a Senor Roberto Parrot on Line 2.”

Yeah, he should steer clear of Pearls Before Swine if he hates puns. hehehe

Accent rug – cute! Don’t leave us Bob.

Rug made in Transylvania.

Thank you, Mr. Fagan. It’s refreshing to find other cartoonists stepping into the punning.

Crankshaft has a vacancy.