Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 12, 2016
April 11, 2016
April 13, 2016
Transcript:
Dad, how can you believe the Bible is completely accurate? Easy. Read Mark 11:12:14. The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree and leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, may no one ever eat fruit from you again. And his disciples heard him say it. I don't get it. If you were writing a biography of your hero, would you include the part where he yelled at a tree in front of everyone? Only if I were really really honest. Proof by mortification.
Ida No over 8 years ago
There’s nothing in there about Our Lord needing fresh underwear, though…
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
And he went to find a worthy candidate, but since it was a political season, there were none.
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
emptc12 over 8 years ago
That just shows that Jesus was a Resistentialist.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
This is not far off from actual defenses of Christianity.
ErichRino over 8 years ago
See? This is proof that the modern Christians have got it all wrong!God hates FIGS! With an I, not an A!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Seems more like a John Candy bit, really, like from Uncle Buck or something.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
He was only human.