Monty by Jim Meddick for May 04, 2016
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This isn't working. Ha! I knew it! No. I mean the planchette... It's broken I need to fix it... Ok... What d'you need?... EMF meter? Dowsing ride? Selenite crystal energy generator? Manioc root? Jackal horn? Mallet? I just need a Phillips head screwdriver... @!@$$ I never get to use my craftsman deluxe 53 piece paranormal toolkit!...
tattooedcyberidiot over 8 years ago
I don’t know who this Phillip guy was that they named the screwdriver after but he sure had a weird shaped head.
luvcmx over 8 years ago
Jackal horn? Since when have jackals grown horns?
I can understand him having a tiger horn.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just don’t cross the streams of the proton guns.
toahero over 8 years ago
Phillips heads really should be obsolete.
The square head is much more effective.
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
What do you get when you mix vodka and Milk of Magnesia? A Phillips screwdriver!
shamino over 8 years ago
Craftsman? I gotta go look through the Sears catalog again….
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
You wouldn’t think Moondog would be so skeptical of the paranormal seeing s how he caught the werewolf bug a few weeks ago.
dmkief over 8 years ago
http://ghostinvestigator.tripod.com/ghosthuntertoolsandequipment/id116.html
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Drat! Monty was prepared for almost any paranormal emergency, except a normal one calling for normal tools….
Mike Parsons Premium Member over 8 years ago
Good old Craftsman, got tools for everything.
corvallisclem over 8 years ago
Is Captain Howdy coming to visit Monty.