Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 22, 2016

Aw, now I got pineapple juice all over my bagel and doughnut, making them both soggy.

Drilling the hole means you miss the enitre middle part of the cookie. That’s a horrible waste.

Another use for the horn

Cornus, a horn, yes, as in cornucopia, the horn of plenty. C becomes ch becomes h.

The pineapple ring is going to make Marigold sticky.

Went to Hooters last week and got a tower of onion rings. Tasty and I got a free Hooters glass. And probably even more clogged arteries. (Onion rings very greasy.) But I enjoyed it.

It would have been better if Phoebe threw them to work on her aim. And if she is placing those sweets on the horn, will she get some of that special unicorn sprinkle on them?

Put the trail mix in a zip loc bag. Seal the bag and push it over the horn. That should stay in place till you need your snack.

Drilling implies that the hole was ground away. It would have been neater to use a cookie cutter, but on an already baked cookie.

Agreed Unicorn.

Pro tip, the pinaple never, ever goes on n the bottom, that stain aint coming out

Don’t complain. Next comes the hot fudge coating.

Instead of a pineapple ring, mix crushed pineapple with cream cheese and put it on the bagel.