Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 30, 2016

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    Don’t nobody bleed on the tablecloths after you’re shot. She’ll beat you to death with a rolling pin.

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    Dani Rice  over 8 years ago

    When he got older, my dad had a blood condition which caused him to bleed very easily. He knocked his hand on a door knob, and started bleeding, and my mum told him to hurry and get to the table, and stop bleeding on the carpet. It was a lot easier to wipe the blood off the wood than soak it out of a pale blue rug, but it certainly sounded cold hearted.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    And they finally settled on the vacant lot next to C. S. Fly’s Photographic Studio. Now how “wild west” does that sound?

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    But we have to promise to kill the cook, also. The owner said it was cheaper then his severance package.

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