When he got older, my dad had a blood condition which caused him to bleed very easily. He knocked his hand on a door knob, and started bleeding, and my mum told him to hurry and get to the table, and stop bleeding on the carpet. It was a lot easier to wipe the blood off the wood than soak it out of a pale blue rug, but it certainly sounded cold hearted.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Don’t nobody bleed on the tablecloths after you’re shot. She’ll beat you to death with a rolling pin.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
When he got older, my dad had a blood condition which caused him to bleed very easily. He knocked his hand on a door knob, and started bleeding, and my mum told him to hurry and get to the table, and stop bleeding on the carpet. It was a lot easier to wipe the blood off the wood than soak it out of a pale blue rug, but it certainly sounded cold hearted.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
And they finally settled on the vacant lot next to C. S. Fly’s Photographic Studio. Now how “wild west” does that sound?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
But we have to promise to kill the cook, also. The owner said it was cheaper then his severance package.