Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for April 29, 2019
Transcript:
Anatomy of a Boo-Boo 1. Appendage arcs iron with force to intended target. 2. Iron misses target: Strikes flesh and distal phalanx of thumb. 3. Synaptic messages are sent to tell brain of trouble. 4. Cartoon expletives are then released through pharynx. Chuck: I got an ouchy! Doc: OK... Let's have a look.
rshive over 5 years ago
OK, let’s bring out the leeches.
Prey over 5 years ago
AMPUTATE!
MCProfessor over 5 years ago
That terrible millisecond between when you hit your thumb and the pain makes it to your cerebral cortex!
Prey over 5 years ago
Try accidentely playing a welding flame on your thumb, for 5 minutes nothing, then – “x&=)/&$/)(?=)”!!!!