Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 07, 2016

You just need to Marx the spot.

He’s having no pluck.

Put an ad in Harper’s Bazaar.

Geeze two of them are horny and the other is just fiddlin’ around, what do you expect?….Who would give away their harp, er, herp…. wait, no, um, hurt? No that can’t be right….Hip, no, too cool….Hap?…Hork? Oh, heart! I always forget those….

Maybe if they put the seat on the playing end of the harp….

Of course they are playing that way…They know you all are a bunch of lyres.

Oh horse feathers ,you got to be coconuts not to hire Chico !

It’s been noted that you & your staff have sharp tempos and are always harping on your musicians. Iv’e even heard of beatings.

If one of the Marx Brothers had played the banjo, would he have been named “Banjo-o?”

Why ae women like angels?

They are always up in the air harping on something.