Overboard by Chip Dunham for May 04, 2016

it sucks…..

Nature abhors a vacuum….as do dogs.

Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

Good morning, Crew!

My three dogs were afraid of the vacuum cleaner – until one day I used it on one of them – who wouldn’t move when I wanted to vacuum where he was lying. He LOVED IT! The other 2 watched in amazement at his facial expressions as I ran it up-and-down his tummy. When I stopped, he started to squeal for more. The other dogs were shocked! Then, when I was done, I grabbed each one of the other two and used it on them. They loved it as well. That was a BIG MISTAKE – because after than, whenever I got the vacuum out of the closet, they would begin to squeal – because they wanted to be vacuumed! :-)

Good morning crew.

Dogs and vacuums don’t mix well. Except when the dog is being vacuumed.Good afternoon, Crew!

That vacuum cleaner scares us, especially a couple weeks ago when it breathed fire at the dogs.

I remember back in the day, when Raymond was a green ship guy, smoking a cig with a pierced ear and wearing an ear ring in his ear and AFRAID OF NOTHING! Yes, I do remember, CHIP!

Good evening and good night Crew!

Yup—the vacuum is about as bad as it gets for these dogs, I’d say.

Pretty cool-looking alien, though.

Good Evening, Crew.