Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 31, 1990
Transcript:
Irving: The aging man has a one-in-five chance of having a heart attack...one-in-five change of kidney stones...three-in-five chance of prostate trouble......and a 99.9 percent chance of weaker muscles, poorer vision, stiffer joints, reduced hearing, lower sex drive and..... Cathy: Irving, you're young,healthy and strong! Why are you thinking like this?? Irving: AACK! MY BRAIN HAS ALREADY STARTED TO SHRINK!!