Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 20, 1990

Transcript:

Cathy: There are two laws of life, Charlene. Never stretch out another woman's shoes, and never lust after another woman's ex-boyfriend. No. There are three laws. The shoe one, the boyfriend one, and never change the setting on another woman's scale! No. There are four laws. The shoes, the boyfriend, the scale, and never look in another woman's purse! Cathy: No. Wait. There are five. Charlene: Can we put a muzzle on her? Woman: No. That's number fifteen. Never smear another woman's lip gloss.