Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 21, 2016

Heaven help a universe where the god subscribes to a human political party’s silliness.

I think by now that everyone knows what a wacky sense of humor God has…must be a Libertarian.

Well, the Jewish God is. The Christian God was once a Democrat, but they abandoned him in favor of the Jewish God….

You know you’ve created god in your own image when he hates the same people you do.

There is no “God.” However, there IS “Dog.”

I don’t know, that whole ‘Love thy neighbor’ thing sounds kind of hippy-ish to me.

Naw, He’s a Monarchist.

Lincoln was asked (during the Civil War) if he thought that God was on our side. He replied that he just hoped that we were on His side.

No, she’s not.

It’s the small questions that I find troubling….

If most Republicans ever bothered to actually read the New Testament, they’d be shocked to find out out what Jesus really believed.

God WAS a Republican.The the Tea Party and Trump showed up…Now God’s looking for a new party… in Canada.