Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 08, 2017

I’ve been told I’m husband material before. Usually immediately before I get turned down.

Never look a gift suitor in the mouth.

My daughters tried to hook me up with their favorite teacher. It didn’t take, thank my lucky stars.

All that suave and cool demeanor has a price then… who knew?

Shirt from Penney’s? Wow, this is old.

Cutter John is up to the boys’ standards? Well, that must be reassuring for Bobbi.

Don’t forget to mention in your report to her that he said “no” to the husband-thing….