Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 17, 2018

And he already bought the t-shirt.

Don’t take that t-shirt off, Steve…

Define “weeny face”.

With or without a mustache, Steve would still have a weenie face.

Asking a man “What’s that on your upper lip?” is like asking a woman when she’s due: nothing good comes of it.

Quiche wants a Burt Reynolds or a Tom Selleck (given it was the 80’s )

Steve is doomed.

Poor Steve! Doomed to go through his mostly-hairless life as a Weenie Face.

Quiche Lorraine, it’s about time to move on….