Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 12, 2018

Poor Hubert Krupinski.

“…frankly, I considered it, and then realized I’d rather write a check.”

Out of the mouths of penguins.

I think we just discovered why the original cow was foam rubber.

In a xmas pageant i wrote for a friend’s church the animals were the stars- the old the animals talked story- the cow actually has a big part. “She’s putting that where? In the manger? on top of my breakfast!” the kids loved it and most of the parents did too.

Attaboy Opus, wing it. err, sorry, flipper it.

Looks like a stage light that kid is carrying. Must be an unused one, or it would be very, very hot.

ACTORS!

He’s right, you know. One of the reasons I dislike Christmas is because the hypocritical “peace on earth, good will towards men” is pretty much gone by January 5, if it lasts even that long.

And then you have to remember that christmas is just a lie told by the christians so that they could take over the solstice celebrations that were common before they came along. What passes for scholarship amongst the religious long ago proved that even if their prophet existed, he wasn’t born in December, and no where near the winter solstice (summer solstice down south).

Somewhere in this world is a Hubert Krupinski. Bet on it.

Sheesh! Whatever happened to “moo”?

Any of the rare occasions where we see Milo’s eyes is a memorable one.