Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Too bad it wasn’t the Fink he hit.

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Well the Fink does have a point.

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    moronbis  over 14 years ago

    Rodney’s golfing skills and battlefield skills have been swapped.

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    Maybe Rodney needs to trade in his bow and arrows for woods and irons.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Know your golf rules: When you’re in a bunker, you can’t ground your club. When you’re on the battlefield, you can’t hit off a tee.

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    cdward  over 14 years ago

    The right tool for the right job, Fink. Give him clubs on the battlefield, and he’ll mow ‘em down.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    The name of a president comes to mind.

    Ford.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    I thought ball fore was a walk.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    So Rod is not much of a swinger there either.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Perhaps he should take his golf game to the battlefield.

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    TheAuldWan  over 14 years ago

    Longest golf club I ever saw!

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago
    Five!

    SIX! seven

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    LEopardGEcko  about 14 years ago

    Aren’t you supposed to say “Fore” BEFORE you hit the ball?

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    Sheik, there’s no reason Rodney couldn’t hit off a tee on the battlefield…as long-range artillery. It’s probably what he’s doing here.

    For comparison, according to Assyrian murals the slingers were put behind the archers - their stones traveled farther than did the arrows.

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    tomsdiy  about 14 years ago

    Do you know why they call this game “golf”? –Because all the other four-letter words were already used up.

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    rotts  about 14 years ago

    Remember - “fore” backwards is “erof”!

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