Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for May 06, 2020

You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!

I never thought I’d find myself sympathizing with Steve Dallas, but oh my … Poor Steve!

and that is why we LOVE opus!!!

Only a penguin, or maybe a nun, could get away with that!

Reminds me of a Trump meltdown in front of some of his favorite members of the press (CNN, MSNBC, etc) at a presser or a Covid-19 update when they manage to get under his skin….

One time in a Small Claims appeal trial I jumped up to object and woke up the judge. (True story!)

I don’t believe I’ve ever said, “Go for the gusto.” and am sure I’ve never said, “Bite the big one”.

I believe you bit the big one, Opus. Now let’s see if you can chew it.

“Order! Order in the court!”

“I’ll have a ham on rye!” ☺

Time to up the Valium dose in someone’s krill, squid, octopus, crustaceans, and small fish!

So. The whole country has become Bloom County. OK. Got it.

Goodness! Has Opus been doing bennies? Coke? Pickled herring?

If Steve-o wasn’t a loser before, he is now. That is one upset judge!