Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 26, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    At least one of them had fun.

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    At least one of them is probably lying.

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    ladywolf17  about 14 years ago

    I thought that golf was supposed to be a relaxing game.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    There’s nothing relaxing about it, Little Sister, but it is an opportunity to use some profanity and abuse golf clubs.

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    Rodney will not be having fun for long.

    Hey Radish, from where did you get your avatar?

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    The big breakthrough for the casual golfer are the drinks carts that cruise the course driven by attractive women and selling alcoholic beverages.

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    tirnaaisling  about 14 years ago

    At least one of them is tall enough to see over the top of the ball!

    It rains too much here for the concept of beer cart wenches, but if you remove the sun canopy and keep the white t-shirts….

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    nickmangieri Premium Member about 14 years ago

    At last, a good reason to play golf.

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    twj0729  about 14 years ago

    Golf? I’d rather watch cement dry!

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    rshive  about 14 years ago

    Sheik – We once palayed on a course where the owner drove a VW bus around with traffic cones stuck on the two top front corners and a big poly rope as a “tail”. But he wasn’t nearly as good-looking as your wench.

    He could do that because in the summer the course was about the hardness of a parking lot.

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    trixnnort  about 14 years ago

    golf–the game where the better you do the less you get to play

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    gjsjr41  about 14 years ago

    Same for Bowling. The better you are, the less you bowl.

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    magnamax  about 14 years ago

    twypsi; watch grass grow, dough rise, paint dry, wait for the cable/phone guy A golf game is a total waste of good nap time. If you like golf, that’s great. I think I’ll have a warm milk. Nighty night.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    when did Rodney get brave enough to beaat the King?

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    Gretchen's Mom  about 14 years ago

    Some of my favorite golf quotes:

    “Golf is a good walk spoiled.” ~ Mark Twain

    “Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.” ~ Author Unknown

    “I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: it’s called an eraser.” ~ Arnold Palmer

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    captainedd  about 14 years ago

    Out of a Tom Clancy novel:

    “Why did they call it golf?”

    “Because #$&( was already taken.”

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    W6BXQ, John  about 14 years ago

    Radish,

    Try this link

    or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri_Yukteswar_Giri

    Put a backslash \ before each underscore to make a link work.

    For a bunch of stuff about formatting, see this link.

    Also known as: http://home.comcast.net/~ccdesan/Pibgorn/StyleGuide.html

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