Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 28, 2010

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    ladywolf17  about 14 years ago

    Hmm! interesting color tonight in the comic.

    Good question.

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    magnamax  about 14 years ago

    Tell ‘em it’s candy and offer it as a bribe.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    Rodney lost his arrow again.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    ^Did he run afoul of the Id spay/neuter program?

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 14 years ago

    It’s also your field rations, so make it stretch.

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    Hillbillyman  about 14 years ago

    Tell them its LSD

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    GreatEighthSin  about 14 years ago

    Hmm… I like the way he thinks, lol.

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    Will someone answer his question? I am wondering the same.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Give him lots of water to wash it down with.

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    jpozenel  about 14 years ago

    Just put the pellet with the poison in the flagon with the dragon!

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    Hey! That’s Maxwell Smart’s line!

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    *Hot Rod*  about 14 years ago

    I am checking that “Get Smart” line…..Oh wait…. I have a call on my shoe phone.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago

    the pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace is the brew that is true

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    Wildmustang1262  about 14 years ago

    Take a marijuana pill to slip in the glass or whatever to make the captor getting high anyway!

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    photoman022  about 14 years ago

    i used to think that sir rodney was the only one with a big nose. but lately it seem like most of the idiots have big noses.

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    anorok2  about 14 years ago

    nighthawks…..Danny Kaye …right?

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    rumplesnitz  about 14 years ago

    As to the color - this website has been off lately. The colors are better at ‘My Comics’ dot com… (that’s not a plug, I just subscribe to both sites, and I noticed the diff yesterday due to the “I Spy” joke.)

    As to the concept - ram that pill up the *asterd’s keister!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago

    We were told that the only authorized response was; I can neither confirm nor deny… I asked if I could just say; They don’t tell ·me· stuff like that.

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    Steve Bartholomew  about 14 years ago

    Try forcing the enemy to read Dick Tracy.

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    jpozenel  about 14 years ago

    The Court Jester - The Pellet With The Poison at YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS75NtlH3gI&p=947105511C85B8E1&playnext=1&index=1

    “… there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!… And replaced it with a flagon…. With the figure of a dragon….The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Just remember that.”

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    pecman  about 14 years ago

    That isn’t an arrow that Rodney carries on his back, it’s a spear.

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    yyyguy  about 14 years ago

    jtpozenel, nighthawks, & frank corona, i always loved the line “no butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker, and me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her - as a JESTER?!!” as well as the sequence where they ran him through the trials of knight hood. i finally got a DVD of the movie - it’s been on my “top 5” list for decades.

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    Rakkav  about 14 years ago

    Tell him it’s Viagra?

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