Reminds me of an episode which happened to a good friend decades ago (when we were both young and frisky — but not THAT young). My friend was moping around the house in a brown funk one Saturday; his moodiness had persisted for a couple of days. His Dad, had put up with his son’s sullen gloom for as long as he could tolerate it. Confronting him around supper time the father produced two twenties and told him to get out of the house and go visit a brothel.
Alexander the Good Enough over 3 years ago
Buy love? Probably not. But as “they” say, with enough money, one can rent it for a while. Just be sure to ask for the “girlfriend experience.”
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
10 Bux? Penguin babes are a discount date?
Yontrop over 3 years ago
I could say something cynical here, but I won’t.
A# 466 over 3 years ago
Reminds me of an episode which happened to a good friend decades ago (when we were both young and frisky — but not THAT young). My friend was moping around the house in a brown funk one Saturday; his moodiness had persisted for a couple of days. His Dad, had put up with his son’s sullen gloom for as long as he could tolerate it. Confronting him around supper time the father produced two twenties and told him to get out of the house and go visit a brothel.
phoenixnyc over 3 years ago
“If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.”—Weird Al Yankovic
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
Ten dollars wouldn’t even get you a handshake down at the corner…
MCProfessor over 3 years ago
Staple a $100 bill to your forehead. It’ll improve your luck in a bar.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
At least the Broken-Hearted Idiot has ten bucks to squander on seedy pursuits….
pepwine over 3 years ago
Men, it is amazing how much more hansom you become with money. Works especially well with young men,,,with money.