Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 19, 2021

I’m sure it happens to Tom Selleck, too.

But Opus, at least you won’t be relegated to pushing “Reverse Mortgages” like Mr. Selleck.

He’s the guy on late night television hawking reverse mortgage loans, right?

It was the lack of the moustache.

I visited my daughter, yesterday. She raises chickens…………………………………………………………..they’re cute………………………………………….lotta chicken poop

I thought at first that the picture on the wall was that creepy Ali G guy.

Eye of the beholder and all that.

After 74 years of looking in mirrors I still wonder how I can look so damned old.

I’d be more concerned about turning into a flightless water fowl myself.

I miss being the size when my bed was that big.

Uh-huh. Hate to be the one to break to you, Mr. Penguin Opus, but most human folks probably consider Tom Selleck not so ugly as a flightless bird with a ridiculously huge honker….