Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 16, 2021

Just throw him off. Either he learns to fly or he doesn’t.

Have they calculated the landing point so a Navy aircraft carrier is waiting for them?

Penguins live in the water. Throw Opus off.

“As God is my witness, I thought Penquins could fly!”…….. (Apologies to the writers of WKRP)

“Minor complications” are an understatement.

how did they overshoot the east coast?

Classical public relations: Pay attention to what I say, not what I do.

Waddle happen to them?

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We had joy. We had fun. We had seasons in the Sun…

A ballooned-wheelchair at the whims of currents and jetstreams. Shocked that something went all higgledy-piggledy (a real mess!).

Curse you, 17 million years of uncooperative avian evolution!!!!

Quietly, calmly, Oliver Wendell Jones entered Panic Mode. Could his Banana Jr. 6000 do anything to mitigate the looming tragedy? Well, could it?

Meanwhile, keep on flapping, Opus. That will distract you from the briney ocean fate awaiting you and Cutter John….

Why is Opus worried, Peguins do migrate. So he should be able to swim back to shore. Cutter John on the other hand….

https://www.penguins-world.com/penguin-migration/

I guess Opus is wishing for wings that work.