Opus is now a social media influencer.
Just go back to the personals and start appreciating that there are worse things you could be doing.
I enjoy a wedge of Brie with a cup of coffee after dinner. Didn’t know I was a trend follower.
Lifestyle: an umbrella that gets larger every day.
What’s wrong with kinky secretaries?
That is ‘Real News’ in today’s “journalism”.
The staircase to promotion has many many rungs.
Go Opus! No more Karens!!
Now you know …
Find a dandelion Opus!
Im trying to figure out why kinky secretaries would be a bad thing.
I guess the Lifestyles Desk is indeed a step up from Personals, and Opus may even learn to love brie; who knows?
And at least the Bloom County Bulletin maintains a Lifestyles section!
An anagram of “kinky secretaries” is “Tricksier Yankees.”
An anagram of “personals desk” is “rankless dopes.”
An anagram of “social media influencer” is “careful, insane domicile.”
The cheese also helps to keep your BMs solid! win/win
Eating cheese AND drinking coffee? Someone’s looking to become an insomniac! *laughter* Cheese stops you from pooping and the coffee will keep you awake. Sounds like a lose/lose proposition to me! *laughter*
Berkeley Breathed
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Opus is now a social media influencer.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Just go back to the personals and start appreciating that there are worse things you could be doing.
Egrayjames almost 3 years ago
I enjoy a wedge of Brie with a cup of coffee after dinner. Didn’t know I was a trend follower.
Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lifestyle: an umbrella that gets larger every day.
josballard almost 3 years ago
What’s wrong with kinky secretaries?
old_geek almost 3 years ago
That is ‘Real News’ in today’s “journalism”.
Diat60 almost 3 years ago
The staircase to promotion has many many rungs.
csmm7 almost 3 years ago
Go Opus! No more Karens!!
Andrew Moore almost 3 years ago
Now you know …
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Find a dandelion Opus!
geekboy_x almost 3 years ago
Im trying to figure out why kinky secretaries would be a bad thing.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
I guess the Lifestyles Desk is indeed a step up from Personals, and Opus may even learn to love brie; who knows?
And at least the Bloom County Bulletin maintains a Lifestyles section!
Red33410 almost 3 years ago
An anagram of “kinky secretaries” is “Tricksier Yankees.”
Red33410 almost 3 years ago
An anagram of “personals desk” is “rankless dopes.”
Red33410 almost 3 years ago
An anagram of “social media influencer” is “careful, insane domicile.”
Red33410 over 2 years ago
The cheese also helps to keep your BMs solid! win/win
Red33410 over 1 year ago
Eating cheese AND drinking coffee? Someone’s looking to become an insomniac! *laughter* Cheese stops you from pooping and the coffee will keep you awake. Sounds like a lose/lose proposition to me! *laughter*